I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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