found the other keg... it's in the tree
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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