why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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