Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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