You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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