Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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