I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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