it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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