I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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