apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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