is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
