My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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