You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize