Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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