Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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