he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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