Don't you send me to vm
Already got asked if we're dating
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
only if we run a train.
done.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
