Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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