Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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