I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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