operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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