You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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