Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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