2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Let's get the cat blown out
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Shame is for Republicans.
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