If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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