North Korea, Best Korea!
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Randomize
