what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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