She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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