I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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