accomplished twins. life is a go
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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