You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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