Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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