jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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