I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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