Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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