My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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