Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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