And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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