But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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