I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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