It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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