He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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