But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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