hotel room ftw
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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