Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
