Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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