Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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