is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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