I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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