plz talk dirty to me
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
