you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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