so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
this boner is exhausting
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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