I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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