Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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