you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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