he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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