But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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