I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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