Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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