i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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